Scary Carparks

I was standing in line to buy the car park ticket today when I heard a most awful noise. It was like the distant wail of lost souls. Imagine the sound that people make at a theme park when the big ride goes over the top. Then take that "Ahhh", slow it down to quarter speed and play it in a minor key. Every time that someone went down the stairs this mournfull wail issued forth.

I was becomming convinced that the unsuspecting shoppers were indeed entering the very bowels of hell, when I realised that it was actually the noise made by air escaping from the door closers.

But it was still a scary moment.