Snuck out of work half an hour early today and sat at home consumed with guilt (oh yes). In this part of the world they use the wonderful word "twagging" to describe taking time off when you aren't supposed to:

"Is Wayne coming to school today?"
"Nah. He's twaggin'"

Of course, as soon as I get home I normally fire up the PC and bounce into the work system to see if anything important has happened in the twenty minutes it took me to drive home....