If you had been reading this before 12:00 on the 1st of April you would have found a really funny joke here. But I've taken it down now to maintain the proper April Fool tradition.
Book now for next year.
Rob Miles is a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Windows Phone MVP and Nokia Phone champ. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.
Thought for the Dazed
Did you know that every year 160 road sweepers drown in Venice?