Went to an authentic burger joint for tea. You'll probably guess the name from the below..
They even had the jukebox things on each table
I had a plain (!) burger. This was around two inches thick and packed with beef and lots of other stuff, a large amount of which ended up down my shirt. Paul ate his burger with complete elegance and in record time. Mine ended up looking as if it had been savagely beaten. Tasted nice though.