Drop that Motherboard in the River

Ha. I don't have the voice of an express train going past. What I have is a motherboard with an idiot sound card. I' re-recorded my dulcet tones using a different piece of hardware and all is well. I still sound a bit stupid, but I'm reliably informed by experts that I've always sounded a bit stupid. So all is well then.

I think that my PC knows I'm onto it. This evening, to celebrate its failure to record sound and the sudden departure of most of my USB devices it failed completely. I think it may have an appointment with the council tip.....