Well, I got my parcel, and it contained just what I wanted, another gadget. I'll let you know what I think of it when I've got around to playing with it properly.
Oh, and I've had this idea for a film. It is about a young man who is injured in a freak bowling accident which leaves him with one leg shorter than the other. Fortunately, the pretty young assistant at the bowling alley finds his leaning gait rather attractive, and in the interval between the accident and him getting pioneering surgery to level off his walk they fall in love and get married. I'm going to call the film "While you were sloping".
Thank you. And good night.