As part of my drive towards greater sartorial elegance I was pleased to discover that "The Only Shop Where Rob Can Buy Clothes That Fit"(tm) was having a "three for two" deal on shirts at their new web site.
I was very proud of the way that I actually went Internet clothes shopping with a spring in my digital step, as it were, and ordered up three (including a rather racy one with red stripes).
I told number one wife about my cleverness at teatime.
"I hope they are not all cotton" she said. "If they are, they'll be swines to iron, and I'll make you do it".
Hmm. Oh well. They arrive in a couple of days. Here's hoping for a bit of polyester goodness..