Sorry about this

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I was gardening today. As you do. Got to thinking about the mad scientist who tried to clone himself. He used a new technique, where you start at the top of the body and work your way down. Everything was going fine until he'd just finished the neck, but when he tried to do the shoulders it all went wrong, with arms and legs in all the wrong places. Ugh. He turned to his assistant and said.....wait for it....

"I knew I should have quit when I was a head".

Caution Horses

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So, we're driving back down the motorway on Sunday and we pass a huge van with the above message on the back. 

For a moment I had this vision of a the van containing a pair of specially trained equines who turn up when you do something stupid and say things like "Just this once, we'll let you off. But if you'd better not do it again". 

After some discussion we decided that it could also be an instruction to pull into the next field and tell the occupants not to eat grass like that, or whatever.