Jurassic Kingdom Tour

Today finds us at the Jurassic Kingdom Tour in Leeds. Apparently they are going all around the country setting up their dinosaurs in different venues. I bet they look awesome on the back of lorries as they zoom down the motorway. There were lots of dinosaurs of various sizes, most of them moving around a bit and making sounds. Some exhibits were a bit spoilt by plaques stating that "actually this combination of dinosaurs could never happen" but at least they didn't have any cave men fighting with them, which even I know would be quite beyond the pale. 

It was great fun and they also had someone selling 21st century donuts. Which was really nice. 

Farewell Windows Phone

This is still my favourite my favourite ever phone. I got it nearly four years ago. Four years. That's several phone lifetimes ago. It has wireless charging and a fantastic OLED screen. Just like the phone that Apple are touting as revolutionary but haven't started selling just yet.

I found my Windows Phone far easier to use than anything else. It was as if a bunch of people had looked at iPhone and Android and asked "I wonder if we can do this better". Turns out that they could, but nobody cared. And now Microsoft have announced that they don't see mobile devices as a priority any more. Oh well.  

I've always seen things like phones and whatnot as pendulums swinging around. Microsoft had the mobile space to itself for quite a few years, then the pendulum swung to Apple and Android. Perhaps when Apple manage to properly drop the ball with the iPhone and people get annoyed with buggy Android devices that never get patched we might see a return to Microsoft. 

Until then I'll get my wonderful Windows Phone out every now and then, play with it and wonder at what might have been. 

Building shelves

Today I spent a while building some Ikea bookcases (it's always like this when I finish writing something - I have a frenzy of DIY followed by an abrupt return to usual levels of torpor).

I've a lot of respect for Ikea stuff. I get the impression that they have really thought about process whenever they put together their kits. I guess it is really Lego for grown-ups. Or perhaps Lego for people who want to think they are grown up every now and then. 

Sofa so good

If you've ever wondered whether an Ikea Vilasund sofa bed will fit in the back of a BMW i3 it turns out that the answer is yes. But only just. However, beware. It turns out that buying a sofa can be just the start of a chain reaction of effort. At least it was for me. 

  1. Dismantle old sofa.
  2. Take old sofa to tip.
  3. Move large sofa out of way.
  4. Build Vilasund sofa in place of large sofa.
  5. Empty other room.
  6. Remove carpet from other room.
  7. start laying laminate flooring in other room.
  8. Find out you've not bought enough flooring.
  9. Buy more flooring. 
  10. Lay it. 
  11. Find out that you've still not bought enough flooring. Question arithmetic skills where area calculations are concerned. 
  12. Buy more flooring. 
  13. Finally complete the floor.
  14. Put large sofa in other room. 
  15. Take more rubbish to tip.
  16. Rebuild other room.
  17. Buy nice rug and fit same.

We've finished now. By a process of considerable effort and expenditure we've just about got back to where we started.

Science Superheroes on the Stage

Today was the day that we all headed for London to do our talks for the Secret Science of Superheroes (in the shops now). We all wrote the book last year at a book sprint in Manchester. We wrote a chapter each. And today chapter writers had five minutes to tell the assembled multitude what they had written. I was on last, which was probably for the best...

Anyhoo, a great time was had, lovely audience. Before the talk we got to spend some time in the Lord Mayor's Chambers in South Kensington, which was most impressive. Then after our talk we had a splendid meal at the Elephant and Castle and then staggered back to the hotel and collapsed for the night. 

I think we'll find some culture tomorrow. 

Hardware meetup, with hardware

It's coming to something when I'm too busy having an interesting time to get around to taking pictures. But that's how it was at the Hardware meetup tonight at c4di. Ross was trying to get his Gameboy emulator to run off a rechargeable battery. He has the not unreasonable desire to be able to play games while the battery is charging. And one of his power supplies keeps glitching and cutting out. We actually used a soldering iron to try and fix things, but by the end we were perhaps a bit closer to getting everything working as it should. And we are having a lot of fun in the journey. And Paul showed me a bunch of very impressive stuff he had a hand in making work. 

All good stuff. More in two weeks. 

A Short History of Tractors in Ukranian

We went out to acquire some culture tonight. A proper play, with actors and everything. It was at Hull Truck. A Short History of Tractors in Ukranian. It's based on a book with the same name. And it's great. Book adaptations can be tricky things to do. A book can have hundreds of pages and loads of moving parts and complexity that doesn't always make it onto the stage. But the adaptation gets it pretty much spot on. The actors really earn their money, one chap must have played around five parts through the evening, but everything fits together really well. 

The plot is part soap opera, part history lesson and all enjoyable. Get to see it if you get the chance. 

Secret Science of Superheroes: In the shops now, on the stage on Saturday

Last October me and a bunch of like minded souls sat down and wrote a book together. We all did one chapter each. The title of the book is "The Secret Science of Superheroes". I did chapter 12 as it turned out. All about computers, AI, and whether or not you should be afraid of your toaster. My chapter was great fun to write and, after Mark and Andy had finished knocking it into shape, great fun to read. You really should read it, and all the other chapters to. You can take a proper look (and even buy it) here.

On Saturday myself and the a bunch of the other writers will be standing up at a Science Festival in Kensington and telling everyone about what we have wrote. If you're in London, it would be great to see you. You can find out more about the event here

Raspberry Pi at c4di Hardware Meetup this Thursday

If you were at the "Easy as Pi" HullDevs presentation from John Tasker last week (incidentally he has put his slides and sample code here) you might like to come along to our Hardware Meetup onThursday this week at the c4di, starting at 6:00. 

If you have any questions, or have a Pi that you want to get started with, or want to see what you can do with your Pi, then come along. Hardware welcome. I'll be bringing some of my Pi collection, including the world famous Logo Blaster. You can sign up here.

Microsoft Surface Ergnomic Keyboard and Bluetooth

Ha. It works now I've replaced the Bluetooth adapator. So, pro-tip. If you want to use the Microsoft Surface Ergnomic keyboard with your desktop under Windows 10 I would suggest that you use the Pluggable Bluetooth USB adaptor. This works a treat. If you've got a Surface Pro 3 I'd advise you not to get this keyboard at all, or at least try it to make sure it works before you part with any cash.

I'm hammering away at the keyboard now and I like it very, very, much. My previous keyboard, the Microsoft Sculpt Comfort one, was very good but it lacked the numeric keyboard and arrow keys that I'm used to. Mine version of the Sculpt Comfort also has the American keyboard layout which works fine most of the time, but had me keeping an old keyboard around (really) just so I could type the backslash character. Which I can type just like this now: \\\\ Yay.

Bad Bendy Keyboard

I love the Microsoft Ergnomic keyboards. I’ve worked my through a whole bunch of them over the years. I’m convinced that if I’d spent the last thirty years typing on a “normal” keyboard I probably wouldn’t be able to type now. To celebrate completing “Begin to Code with Python” I thought I’d treat myself to the latest and greatest Microsoft ergnomic keyboard, the shiny Surface one. Then I can write another book with it.

The keyboard arrived today. It’s lovely. Beautifully made, with a fantastic touch action and a great range of keys.  

But it doesn’t work. I can’t make it pair with my desktop (which uses a usb Bluetooth adapter) or, really annoyingly, my Surface Pro 3. I’ve put it in the post and ordered a reaplcement which will arrive tomorrow.  

Hull Devs at Hull

Hull Devs is shiny new. They have T shirts. They have free crisps. And beer. And they meet up at on the last Wednesday of every month at c4diAnd we end up in the pub.

Joe Stead, the man behind a really good talk a while back, returned to Hull with Richard Tasker, who gave a lovely talk about the Raspberry Pi. I know a bit about this device, but Richard put me onto some interesting new directions which I'm looking forward to exploring. 

If you're a developer in Hull you should go along to Hull Devs. They've got a great programme of talks running into 2018. It's also a great place to meet up with other developers from the Hull area. And don't forget, there's also the awesome CodePen sessions (the next on is on 9th October) and of course our hardware meetups (the next one is on 5th October).

It's great to see all these initiatives taking off in the areas. Thanks to Joe and his sponsors for getting the ball rolling.

My points are expiring and I don't care

Internet companies seem to be getting increasingly desperate in their marketing. The latest trick seems to be to award me some discount coupons and then send me loads of emails telling me that they are about to expire. Just FYI folks, I neither know nor care about your coupons. If you happen to be selling something that I need right now and you've got coupons that make it cheaper, then great. But there's no way I'm going to rush out and spend money on stuff just because you're giving me some discount. 

I've a horrible feeling I might be growing up...