I had to go for an eye test. I really wanted to do this as a comedy routine, but my nerve failed:
Doctor: ‘Have your eyes ever been checked?’
Me: ‘No. They’ve always been blue.’
Doctor: ‘I don’t find that very funny.’
Me: ‘Well, I do know lots of cornea jokes….’
Anyhoo, all was well. They are not going to have to shoot any lasers at my exploding eyeballs, which has got to be a good thing.
Big thanks to all the folks at the Eye Clinic in Hull who were professional, efficient and totally awesome.