Profound Thought 0001 of 0001

If God played football would they show the games on "Match of the Deity"?

Specially for Graphics Programmers

I always wanted to make a T shirt with "Fog is nature's way of keeping the frame rate up" written on it.

An Apology

Sorry about this folks. No idea what made me think of it:

"We might have room for you on our hyperventilation course Mr. Miles. But I wouldn't hold your breath..."

Old Joke

Just found this joke in my old blog. So good that I want to share it with you all again:

Q: What does a magician say when he makes a corpse appear out of nowhere?

A: Abracadaver

Profound Question no 1 of 1000

If you copied someone else's outbreak of the Black Death would you get done for plagueurism?

Film Pitch

I've had this idea for a film about a Country and Western singer who starts out by singing on kitchen floors.

I'm going to call it "Walk the Lino".