Great weather for a wedding
/Went to a lovely wedding today. Best of luck to David and Emily.
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Went to a lovely wedding today. Best of luck to David and Emily.
Don't expect much sense from me for the next few weeks. I'm going to spending all available hours writing pages for the latest book.
I'm busy getting my ducks in a row for the MVP Summit next week.
Not sure why I'm taking a row of duck there though..
Snow looks great on christmas cards and on pictures from other people However, when you have it outside your house for long periods of time it is a bit less fun.
Hopefully it will be gone before our marathon journey to the airport on Friday. We're flying out to the MVP summit on Saturday so, being a cunning chap, I've booked a hotel around a mile from the airport, just in case the roads are bad on Saturday.
Wrote loads of pages today. Here are some jokes to celebrate..
So, what with it being the start of Lent, it's time to give something up. So I've decided to give up eating after 7:00 pm. For someone like me this is actually quite an issue, what with biscuits, cheese, liquorice all sorts and chocolate being consumed in apparently vast quantities in front of the telly of an evening.
Another moan that I have about internet marketing is the annoying habit of sending you unsolicited discount coupons, followed by a series of "urgent" messages telling you that the coupons are about to expire.
Well, really how daft do they think I am...
Twitter seems to be getting more and more desperate to get me to engage with it. In the good old days I'd get a message saying that someone had responded to something that I've posted. Now I get messages saying that someone I don't know very well and some else I don't know very well are now following someone I've never heard of.
I'm not sure if Monzo is the "bank of the future". But I am sure that it provides a bunch of features that people are going to want in their future banks. Once you've used it for a while you start to think "Why can all banks be like this?".
Banks and their mobile phone apps have been getting steadily better over the years. We can now send money instantly and check our balances. But the balances always tend to lag between "real life" as payments and credits take their time to meander through the banking system. Monzo isn't like that. Within seconds of paying for something with my Monzo card my watch goes buzz and tells me how much I've spent.
The app keeps track of how much I've spent each day, and it knows the retailers I use, their location and the kinds of things they sell. So I can see how much I spend on coffee, petrol and groceries and do (or at least attempt to do) sensible budget type things.
The customer support is excellent and registering for an account was a snap (quite literally - as you have to record a 5 second video of yourself asking for an account as part of the process).
To add a bit of icing to the already nice cake, it turns out that you can use your Monzo card abroad without paying any of those nasty commissions that other card companies like add on top. It's actually based on Master Card technology, which means that it should work most everywhere.
At the moment you could't really call Monzo a "proper bank account". It's missing a few features that make it a bit hard to use as the only place you put your money. I'm using it by transferring lumps of cash from my main account into Monzo, and then using the Monzo card to spend it. This works very well though, the transactions go through very quickly, so tracking how much cash you left is very easy.
Monzo have big ambitions to challenge the high street banks, and they are adding features on a regular basis. What they're offering is a big step forward on what is currently offered by everyone else, I just hope they can find a business model that allows them to fund what they are delivering on a long term basis. Speaking personally, I'd be happy to pay a subscription to them just for the improved budgeting tools. I'm sure that all the other banks are looking very carefully at what Monzo are doing, and taking notes. Banking just got interesting.
You can sign up for a Monzo card here, although there is a bit of a waiting list. Existing account holders are occasionally sent "Golden Tickets" which they can pass on to their chums to get them on the system, so if you fancy having a go, just find someone with a bright pink card, and ask them for an invite.
There's been a lot of talk in the press about the Meltdown and Spectre vulnerabilities inherent in modern computer systems. For anyone out there who is concerned, I can confirm that there is no danger of any Hull Pixelbots being compromised by either of these issues.
Actually, to be serious for a moment, the important thing about these two clever pieces of nastiness is that they let a naughty program read another part of your computer memory. They don't directly allow a program to attack your system.
If you happen to be running a missile control password management database at the same time as browsing the murkier corners of the internet and running a cracked copy of Photoshop then you might have cause to worry, but most people don't do this. At least, I really hope they don't.
One of "Robert's Rules" is "A system complicated to be useful will have bugs in it". A corollary (posh word) is "A system complicated enough to be useful will be vulnerable to attack".
That's why we wash our hands before eating, have locks on our houses and make sure that our computer has the most up to date security patches.
I've started wearing a hat. This is a case of my fashion principles (I look ridiculous in a hat) being outweighed by climatic conditions (I hate having a cold head).
I call what I wear "My god hat". The reason for this is that when I put it on, people say "My god, why are you wearing that hat?!"
In the great spirit of "Fail early, fail often" I actually managed to break my New Year's Resolution on January the first. This was almost intentional, having crashed and burned so early in the process kind of takes the pressure off any future attempts.
Anyhoo, the resolution was to at least complete my "activity ring" on the Apple fitness app each day. Like you can see I did last year at the end of December.
Closing this particular ring (there are three as you can see on the left) calls for a mere 30 minutes of moving about a bit. Spending an entire day on the sofa watching telly doesn't seem to fit well with this, hence the failure.
But since then I've been a lot more busy. The latest version of the Apple watch software has a "fitness coach" mode which passes comment on your efforts and tries to exhort you to achieve more. I know that actually what is happening is something along the lines of:
if (exerciseTime < 30)
{
print("Get off the sofa and do something you lazy person");
}
..but it does seem to be working. I've become quite fastidious about filling in the fitness ring and even hopping onto the rowing machine to top up any missing minutes towards the end of the day. Maybe I'll manage to fill in the others (energy consumption and standing up during the day) over time.
I'm not sure that this will enable me to live longer, but I do find that with a bit of exercise my razor sharp mind is just a bit razor sharper.
Today is supposed to be "Blue Monday", the unhappiest day of the year. So I thought it might be the perfect day to fill in my tax return and then go and get a flu jab. Worked for me.
I've signed up as a speaker on the Community Connect Portal. If you want "The Rob Miles Experience", feel free to invite me over.
The speakers are ordered alphabetically by default, so you'll have to scroll down a bit to find me. I suppose I could have changed my name to "Aaron Aardvark" before registering, but I'd have to get rid of all my monogrammed towels if I did that.....
Way back when we used to go to Hornsea on New Year's Day. We didn't manage it this year, the weather wasn't good enough to tempt us out of the house, but we did go today. Of course I took a few pictures. I took the one above on Hornsea Mere. I love the way that the pier creates a calm region of water on the right of the picture. This might be a nice metaphor for people in these fractious times.
I'm not a huge fan of New Year's Resolutions. And resolving to do more to keep fit is probably not a good plan on a day spent watching telly and eating.
Oh well. At least I haven't used the video monitor gag this year.
Happy New Year everyone.
In between other games, I've played a bit of Zookeeper. Above is my finest hour so far. The boss is normally quite rude to me. Below is one of my favourite insults...
Don't you just hate those people who post pictures of their Christmas presents in their blogs..
But this is great. 64 cheese jokes lovingly printed on cheese portion shaped cards and placed in a cheese box for no reason at all. Wonderful.
Rob Miles is technology author and educator who spent many years as a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Developer Technologies MVP. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.