There are lots of good reasons to live around here. Hull Pie, the bridge, the university and of course our local telecoms company which rolled out superfast fibre powered broadband years before anyone else. And now, on a day when everything seems to be going up in price, KCOM have cancelled their prices rises for this year. Nice one. Thanks very much.
You know how old people are supposed to get cross about change? Wellllllllll.
They’ve changed the MouseTrap board game. The new one doesn’t let you eliminate other players by catching them. Instead you collect portions of cheese or something. Most unimpressed. I see this further evidence of the continuing decline of civilisation etc etc.
My advice: seek out the original and best. Proper sudden death action.
I’ve done my tax for the year. Just six days before the deadline. Go me. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some crying in the corner to catch up on…
It didn’t used to be this way. I was happy to pay may tax and watch things around me get better and better. But to think of the possibility that some of my cash is being used to fund the incompetence and maliciousness that passes for government these days is rather upsetting.
The hard drive above is broken. It contains 500G of - well, I don’t know what. I’m sure nothing on there is important because I never leave important things on portable (or indeed any) hard drives. And I don’t own any bitcoins. However, I guess you never know.
I was hoping that I would crack the drive open and find a drive and a USB interface card I could swap out for a possibly less broken one. However, that is now how things go these days. The drive and the interface are all one broken component.
What would be amazing is if a ninja reader of this blog took a look at the board and went “Oh yes, just tap this connecter and all will go well.” In the unlikely event that this actually happens it turns out that Brian has a similar vintage drive which is also broken in the same way…..
We had our boiler serviced today. I’m not sure what the engineer does. I hate people watching me do my work (on those rare occasions I actually do any) so I try not to watch other people doing theirs. So I’ve no idea what was done. Anyhoo, everything seems to be OK and we’ve got the all-important updates to the service log.
Back up the country today. And a chance to stop and grab another delicacy…
Doing some proper driving today for the first time in literally years. All the way down the country. Fortunately I was able to stop for coffee and cake on the way down.
Took the car for its MOT test today. And it passed, which is a good thing and means that we are still on the road for another year. Apparently it is the only Nissan Cube that they’ve ever seen in the garage and they rather like it. As do we.
Today in the Guardian newspaper they have a puzzle involving Gödel’s incompleteness theorem. It’s one of those “these people always lie and these people always tell the truth” kind of puzzles. I must admit I found it quite easy, but this might be because I read Gödel Escher Bach a long time ago.
I’m not a fan of this time of year. Here’s to the next one..
Happy New Year to both my readers. We had a great New Year’s Eve. Watched a Bond film, saw in the year with the fireworks and then went to bed.
Today we went out to Hornsea on the coast for a trip out. We do this most years. Pandemic permitting. The weather was very kind we took our instant cameras.
I took a bunch of pictures and dropped them into my pocket to develop as we went around. It occurred to me that they were kind of “Schrodinger’s Pictures”. They might have turned into great pictures in the pocket, or they might be rubbish. I reasoned (probably incorrectly) that the pictures existed in both states until I looked at them. I wondered briefly about embracing the uncertainty and never looking. That way I could claim to have probably taken some amazing pictures.
I’m not going to tell you how many turned out badly…
In the end curiosity got the better of me and I took a look. I’m still learning how to use the camera, but I’m pleased with what I got.
I’m referring to the “Schrodinger’s Cat” thought experiment in which a cat is placed in a box with a radioactive detector which will poison the cat if it detects a certain number of particles. The idea is that because you can’t predict whether or not the particles will be detected the cat must be both alive and dead right up to the point where you open the box and take a look. I don’t think this is the origin of the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” but it might be…..
This experiment doesn’t map onto my situation particularly well, in that the fate of the pictures is pretty much determined by what I did with them before they went in my pocket, but I’m enjoying pondering about quantum photographs, which is the important thing.
I recently bought a couple of Lomo’Instant Square cameras. One for me and one as a Christmas present. When they arrived I noticed a fault with each. The lens cover was stuck open. After a brief browse I discovered that this is not an uncommon fault. I contacted the supplier and asked what they could do about it. I wasn’t expecting to get to talk to a person, but I ended up having a conversation with Jason from their support team. He was very helpful and in the end we decided that as compensation Lomo would send me a couple of light painters. These are great fun if your camera can hold the shutter open for a good length of time. I then ordered a couple of cheap lens caps for the cameras and all was well.
I’ve always liked the free and easy tone of the Lomography site. It is nice to discover that they do seem to care about their customers and try to make them happy. It’s a pity that the camera arrived with this fault, but it doesn’t affect the quality of the pictures and I’m a happy customer, which is the important thing.
Do you know what sound a fridge door makes when it falls off? I do. It’s most impressive. An initial crash followed by what I can only describe as “rolly tinkles” as bits of broken glass jar spread themselves around the kitchen. I’m not pleased that it happened. But I’m very relieved that it didn’t fail on Christmas day when there might been little people wandering around the kitchen. This seems to be the “year of metal fatigue”. I recently broke my rowing machine when a bolt failed. I’m now nervously looking at everything else around the house and planning what I’d do if it suddenly broke or fell off.
The good (and slightly amazing) thing is that we have managed to buy a replacement fridge which should be arriving tomorrow.
I had a really good Boxing Day. Spent a chunk of it re-writing the keyboard driver for the latest project. Great fun. I hope you had as much fun as I did (although you probably weren’t writing code)
I’d like to wish both my readers a very Happy Christmas. Above I present the instant pictures taken on a post-prandial (it’s a word - look it up) walk around Cottingham. This exclusive collection is the result of intentionally taking multiple pictures on the same frame, along with a bonus shot of the inside of a lens cap which was in no way intentional.
If you are looking for something to keep the kids occupied over the long Christmas holiday you can find a really nice, free, colouring book here. There are 20 colouring sheets with excellent images showing real people solving real problems. I’ve tested these with a proper small person and they went down very well.
I don’t put quizzes on my blog much any more. Mainly because it is a bit depressing when nobody answers them. Anyhoo. Anyone know what game this screen is from?
Following on from the scary burglar alarm of yesterday I spent twenty minutes or so this morning on the phone to Chris, one of the support folk for Ring alarms. Interesting to see how support works these days. I used the app to authenticate the phone call so that by the time I was talking to Chris he already knew who I was and presumably what my system looked like. i was then able to send him a picture of the broken device (not sure what that told him) so that he could send out a replacement. I reckon that the true measure of a system is how well it works in failure mode, and by that yardstick I think that Ring did pretty well.
So we were watching the BBC show “The Girl Before”. At the centre of the story is a spooky house which is totally controlled by a computer which is totally not going to turn out to be malevolent. And one of our burglar alarm sensors in our house started repeatedly muttering about being tampered with. Coincidence is a wonderful thing. The show is worth watching. We are half way in and pondering just where the evil lies. The alarm was much less fun. I’ve disconnected the offending sensor and popped its batteries out. If we get any tamper messages tonight I will be properly scared…
My PlayStation 3 ended up in my garage, not my loft. This is probably why it still works. Things I put in the loft tend to break. We got it out today and fired it up and were immediately transported back fifteen years or so. Mine is the first version of the machine, which means that it has memory card sockets, four usb connections and will run PlayStation 1 games. I think that PS3 was my favourite PlayStation iteration. It has a lovely glossy finish with just the right amount of black and shiny bits. The PlayStation 3 was the first thing we got with an HDMI connector, so it works just fine on our TV. Not sure what I’ll do with it, but it is nice to know that it still works. And Super Stardust is as awesome as ever.
To round off our nostalgia-fest we popped an XBOX 360 disk into number one son’s Xbox Series X. This just worked too. I think the game disk is just used to authenticate the download of a specially tweaked version of the software, but the experience was just splendid. Within a few minutes we had Dead Or Alive 3 running in what looked like very high resolution and even HDR. It was still extremely playable and a hoot. It’s interesting that the cut scenes now look much more dodgy than the in game action. I guess they can’t do much with the video, but with the game they can improve the textures and dynamic range.
Great fun.
Rob Miles is technology author and educator who spent many years as a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Developer Technologies MVP. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.
