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For any students at Hull who are interested in keeping up with what we are doing in the department we now have a Twitter feed. Keep up to date with the department at:
Everyone seems to have come back to Hull, which is nice. We have even had quite good weather today, which makes the whole thing even more pleasant. The corridor has been full of queues as people wait to register.
Being a new student seems to be a succession of standing in a queue to get a piece of paper that tells you to go to another queue and so on. As you go you accumulate lots of more bits of paper until at the end of the day you have a whole bag full. Then you sit through sessions where people tell you stuff that seems important but you probably aren’t taking in because you are concerned about being in the right place now and getting to the right place for the next session. And so on.
Don’t worry. It will all come right in the end.
I was doing some vacuuming today, as you do. The machine sucked up a couple of ball bearings (no idea where they came from) and proceeded to rattle like mad.
As an engineer, I knew how to fix this. I removed the little cover over the pipe and turned the vacuum upside down so that the bearings would fall out.Unfortunately, while doing this I left the machine plugged in. The biggest design flaw with our Dyson is that it is very easy to catch the power button and start it off. Which is just what I did next, with my finger still stuck inside it.
Apparently my screams were quite impressive. Number one wife even heard me, and she was downstairs on the telephone at the time. She snapped instantly into action “Rob’s just made a really strange noise” she said to the caller, and continued with her conversation.
When I got my digit out the end of the finger was all shiny, just as if it had been polished by thousands of strokes from a rotary brush. Which is not surprising really. It was also very warm. After I held it under the cold tap for a while it started to return to something like normal size and colour, and I think that no real damage has been done. I can still play the piano as badly as before I’m sure, and typing speeds seem unaffected.
The biggest worry is that it is one of the fingers that they check at US airports before letting you into the country. I wonder what they do if they discover that one of your fingers no longer has a print…
Today is the last day of freedom before the students all arrive. We have a large cohort this year, which is great. I’m presently polishing up all my presentations and working on my jokes.
Be afraid people, be very afraid…
You definitely learn things when you are decorating. I now know what a “finial” is. It is that posh bit on the end of a curtain pole.
Not worth much in Scrabble, and really hard to work into everyday conversation (and I have tried).
I’ve updated the C# Yellow Book ready for the next academic session. The changes are minor, just fixes to mistakes that have bee pointed out over the last year. You can download the new copy from here:
This time next week the university here will be a different place. At the moment the place is quite busy with people feverishly finishing all the building work we have been having done. Next week the place will be packed with students, new and old. And just about everyone will be bringing a computer with them. Here are some tips that you might find useful:
More painting today. But I had BBC Radio 7 on, which made it much more fun. A fantastic mix of comedy and drama which is the perfect accompaniment to this kind of job. Wonderful stuff.
This weekend I had a lot of wall and ceiling to paint. And the local DIY chain had an offer on the Dulux PaintPod. So, of course, I bought one. It has buttons and lights, and motors. How could I resist? The idea is that a little pump in the paint reservoir pushes the paint through a pipe to the handle, where it is transferred onto the paint roller. Then, when you have finished painting, you add some cleaning water, the process goes into reverse and the machine cleans itself and the roller.
And it mostly works. The best bit was when it was pumping the first bit of paint through the clear pipe up to the roller, I loved watching the paint travel down the clear plastic tube. I think this is where the BBC 3 people got the idea for their new logo. Once the paint gets to the handle it is then supposed to be magically transferred onto the roller and then you can paint with it. This is where it gets a bit sticky. Put too much paint on the roller and you end up wearing it. Put too little on and you are just pushing a roller up and down a wall for no reason. If you are painting onto the same colour (as I was for the ceiling) it seemed to work fine, mainly because there wasn’t much to do. The cleaning process mostly worked too, with the bulk of the paint being removed automatically.
Life got harder when I was painting a different colour. Getting enough paint onto the wall was really tricky, and although I could paint a lot faster without having to pause and refill the roller and tray, I think it took me one more coat than I would have needed by hand. In fact, for the final coat I went back to a hand roller.
I don’t think I’d recommend one if you are planning changing the colour of your room. If you have a lot of one colour you want to refresh it might be a good idea, but I must admit I think I got on better with the old familiar roller and tray.
Sunday: Go out and look at chairs and sofas. Find exactly what we want at a good price. Buy it.
Monday: Decide that since we are changing the furniture we should really change the decor.
Tuesday: Someone wants our old sofas.
Wednesday: Old sofas now collected, downstairs looks strangely empty (as well it might).
Thursday: Decide since downstairs is clear we can paint the walls and ceiling.
Friday: Buy new fangled painting machine and 15 litres of paint.
I’m really looking forward to the weekend…
There are a number of great mysteries out there which may never be solved. The Riddle of the Sphinx, The Mystery of Life, The Appeal of Chris Evans. There are also others which are a bit closer to home, one of which is Why SatNav software is so universally appalling?
I’ve used quite a few different solutions and, with one exception, they have been the programs that have come closest to making me hurl the device across the room. One program had the habit of crashing every time you added a favourite location. Another was so hard to use that I never actually figured out what it was I had done to enter a destination address. A third failed to make reliable Bluetooth contact with the GPS device (made by the same company as the software), meaning that you had to indulge in a bout of “Serial Port Roulette” each time you turned it on. That was also the software that would forget all its useful settings and addresses if the battery in the device ever dared to go flat.
Once they got going these programs usually managed to do the navigation part quite well, but it has always annoyed me that they were so badly written, with such poorly thought out user interfaces. I was reminded of this today when I got my wife a satnav program for her iPhone. I thought it would be a useful thing to have, and allow her to navigate even when out of range of cell towers. I even dared to hope that by now the developers would have fixed all the things I hate about such programs.
Not so. The program had an arcane and tricky installation process and followed that up with a user experience that goes completely against the lovely iPhone interface (even managing to implement a stupid alphabetic keyboard with an annoying click you can’t turn off). It ran slowly and lumpily for no good reason and then crashed without warning. As a final parting shot it managed to put our house in the wrong town. I wonder if I can get my money back.
Please someone, anyone, one of the proper software companies, bring out a satnav program that just works properly and is easy to use. It is not impossible, I do have one satnav system that is wonderful in just about every respect. Unfortunately it comes attached to a rather large dongle in the form of my car, but it does serve as a reminder that it can be done…
We took a day off today to celebrate a birthday in Whitby, in the best possible fashion with a meal at the Magpie cafe. The cafe even got a mention in one of the push food reviews recently, and it seemed they liked the food there as much as we do. Which is nice.
The weather was a bit grey, and tide was definitely in. The boat trips around the bay were specially discounted, and seeing just how much the boats were going up and down, it is not actually an experience I’d pay for.
Hardy Souls only
Today the new Zune platform is released by Microsoft. Called the Zune HD it looks absolutely wonderful. It has solid state storage, an OLED display and a multi-touch user interface.
And, (and this is the wonderful news) it supports XNA. A set of XNA 3.1 Extensions has also been released which you can use to take your games and run them on this fantastic platform. And the extensions even provide access to the accelerometer and the multi-touch input.
If Microsoft get around to putting a phone in there too they will have their first proper iPhone beater.
The only snag is that for now it is a US only release, but with a bit of luck it will make it to us eventually.
I mentioned to David how I had put the 2 of “our hall smells funny” together with the 2 of “..and the flat roof looks a bit old” and got the result “therefore the roof is leaking”.
He made the (quite sensible) observation that it hasn’t rained for over a week. Oh dear, that probably means I’m playing with plumbing again.
I was helping someone fill in a form about me recently and they asked the “Where do you work?” question.
“University of Hull”
“..and how long have you been there?” was the next thing they wanted to know.
“Thirty one years” was my reply (and it’s true – scarily enough)
When they said “Oh, do you like it there then?” I wasn’t quite sure what to say next. If I said I hated the place this would mark me down as rather a slow learner.
The Round the World Clipper Race does exactly what it says on the tin. Ten yachts from various countries are setting sail around the world. The different thing about this race though is that the crews are made up of ordinary folk who have signed up, got trained and will join their boats for various stages on the round the world trip.
It starts from Hull tomorrow, but today the boats were in Hull Marina so we went for a look. I took the little camera for some snaps. I had a go at making a panorama shot of the side of the marina.
It seemed to come out OK.
The atmosphere was great and the weather amazing.
Got home from our holidays, not to a hero’s welcome, but to a dank smell in the hall. It seems that the flat roof on the porch is doing what flat roofs do every ten years, which is need replacing.
While we have been on holiday we have been playing some new games. Number one son got a copy of Carcassonne. We have had some fun with it (and I’m not just saying this because I managed to win a couple of times). The game revolves around a landscape that is built up by players adding tiles and different types of settler to claim as much of the land as they can. It has just the right balance of skill and luck. When I win I can claim skill, but when I lose I can claim that the cards were against me. The games don’t take a long time to play, (which is something else I quite like about them) but they are quite absorbing.
If you like board games it is well worth a look.
Rob Miles is technology author and educator who spent many years as a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Developer Technologies MVP. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.