Banned Joke
/When my liver packs up and all my teeth fall out I’m going to start a rock band called “Gums and Cirrhosis” .
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When my liver packs up and all my teeth fall out I’m going to start a rock band called “Gums and Cirrhosis” .
Up until recently I’ve not been a huge fan of co-operative games. I want something I can win on my own, grinding my opponents into the dust. Or something. Anyhoo, I’ve recently played a few cooperative games and I must admit I’m growing to like them.
BombBusters is a cooperative game and it is great fun. It reminds me a tiny bit of the infamous “The Mind” game in which players have to guess where other player’s number cards fit into a sequence.
In BombBusters you are your matching number markers with those of other players as you attempt to cut wires leading to a deadly bomb. You know the order of their numbers, but not what they are (although there are a range of clues you give each other). Cut the wrong wire (match a wrong number) and you lose a life. Cut a red wire or a yellow wire (which have fractional numbers on them) and you lose instantly.
It’s rather exciting, with no small amount of jeopardy as often you have just enough information to take a risk based on an educated guess. The game comes with a increasingly difficult scenarios to have a go at, with more dangerous wires and dummies you have to work around. There’s a genuine feeling of accomplishment when you all manage to find the last red wire and it is all beautifully presented. Good fun I reckon.
They have a camera on every table. Ours had a hasselblad
The London Camera Museum is one of my favourite places in the world. And I only went there for the first time last Saturday. It’s a camera museum in, er, London. It’s based in the Tottenham Court Road area. You just turn off the very busy main street into a quite side road and there it is.
They serve very good coffee, there’s loads of stuff on display just in the café and if you pay 3 pounds you can go round the museum and see even more. It’s not enormous. Just a couple of large rooms. But they are packed with interesting stuff. They also have a shop which sells cameras, film and other bits and bobs. I made a couple of carefully considered purchases.
If you go to London you should drop round. It’s a great place to grab a drink and a cake. And if you are into photography I think you will really like it. Hopefully I’m going back soon. I want to buy a T-shirt….
If you fancy learning a bit about MIDI and how to make a tiny MIDI powered musical instrument I’ve got just the thing for you in this month’s Raspberry Pi Magazine issue. And if you aren’t a MIDI person (not everyone is) there are are lots of other good articles in there too.
We had a great hardware meetup tonight. Lots of hardware including an 8x6 led cube, led panels, a old style pianokeyboard you can play games on and a cassette deck with a drive belt that has turned to glue. Plus a trip out for tea too.
If you fancy joining us next time we’ll be meeting on the 11th June.
You can see the two “Stars”. They have blue heat shrink tubing on them
I’m building a large led panel. No idea why. Mainly to see if I can. Anyhoo, I’ve got six 8x8 panels that are linked to a Raspberry Pi PICO. One way to link the power signals for the panels is to “daisy chain” them, i.e. connect the power output of one panel to the power input of the next one. This makes the wiring a bit tidier, but it does mean that the power to the last panel in the chain has to make its way through five other panels before it gets there. This can cause the supply voltage to drop and the later panels end up looking dimmer. I know this for a fact because I daisy chained the panels from my PICO and the panels further away from the supply were dimmer.
So I’ve changed the wiring to “star”. A single wire from the power supply is split six ways and sent to each of the boards. There are no chains and the panels all get the same voltage. With the result that all the panels now look the same.
Pretty in pink
I think things were made a bit worse because I was using super-thin wire wrap cable which doesn’t transfer power very well. If you are finding that things don’t look the same as each other it is worth looking into the power supply side.
This book is fantastic. If you lived through the microcomputer revolution of the 1970’s and 1980’s it will refresh a lot of memories. If not, it will give you a wonderful glimpse into that time. It’s packed with facts and stories you didn’t know you cared about until you read them.
Some of the articles are tiny, some span several pages. All of them are uniquely identified by a “line number” and each has references to other related stories. You can follow a path through the text and reach a happy ending, or just an ending. Or you can do what I do, which is dive into the text and just read stuff I fancy.
The printing is small, but that just leaves more room for detail. You should buy and read this if you have any interest in computers and where they came from. And if you have no interest, buy it anyway and learn even more. I can’t recommend it highly enough.
I feel terrible about this shot.
It was up at 5:00am today to catch the early train to London and head to Comicon. Everything worked fine, although I could have done without the walk in the rain to the station. Anyhoo, we arrived in good time and got our badges. I took the big camera, with a plan to use the built-in flash. I gave that up after the first few shots. The flash seemed to go off like a supernova. After nearly blinding a wizard I switched to using available light. Of which there was a surprisingly small amount. This meant turning up the sensitivity and using slow shutter speeds, so all the shots came with a extra noise and blur. But I did manage a few pictures which I’m happy with. Especially if you look at small versions…
Daleks on Parade
Mr. Saypuffed
I’ve no idea who this chap is, but he came out very well.
I need to work on my framing. But the picture isn’t too bad.
Now I do know who this chap is, and he even has a sabre of the correct colour
Nice Car
Another view
I don’t think you can buy this as a kit
If I could have held the camera steadythis would have been a great shot
Great fun was had. The stalls were full of interesting stuff. The place was mad busy after lunch though.
The optimal number of ducks to have is two. Because that means that, since two points define a line, wherever they are placed they are still in a row.
I love a camera with real gears inside it
I met up with Ian today for a coffee. I took along my Canon Dial 35 to take some snaps. Coffee was great and then I wandered down Newland Avenue with the camera. It was a lovely day and there were lots of photo-worthy things around. The Dial 35 winds on the film automatically, which made taking lots of pictures really easy. Then it made a funny noise and stopped. Oh dear. Then I pressed the rewind button to return the film to the cassette and it made an even funnier noise. Oh double dear.
When I got home I put the camera in my light tight bag and took a look at it with my fingers. The film had come all the way out of the cassette and wrapped itself around the take up spool. I managed to recover the problem and get the film back in the cassette for developing later. But the camera still didn’t want to work.
So I took the film winder spring off the bottom and had a poke around. I think a thing which is supposed to move smoothly up and down is not doing that. I’ve freed it off a bit, added a tiny amount of oil, put everything back together and it seems to work. I really hope it is mended. It has a super sharp lens and takes really good pictures.
This is what it made of me…
I’ve had my Rabbit R1 for around a year now. I think it has reached the point where I would say it is worth buying one. Particularly as you can pick them up second hand for less than half the new price. The latest upgrades to the software have made the device a lot more compelling.
This is what it did to my Lego Robot
The magic camera is a lot less abstract and produces images that very recognisable. And if you want to add artistic effects you can do that too. The RabbitHole lets you automate web based tasks and provides an “Intern” that you can task with, er, tasks. I asked it to write a Rust course for me and it just went away and did it. Very impressive.
You can now ask your Rabbit to send you email responses. I asked mine to email me the weather forecast for the next five days and it just popped into my inbox.
You can give your Rabbit its own personality - mine presently talks to me like a cowboy for some reason.
And, last but by no means least, your Rabbit now has a memory. When you turn it on you take part in a little phone call where a friendly voice asks you a few questions and then starts to track what you are like and remember stuff that you tell it.
All of this is provided for free (at the moment) and it all works. I’m not sure if the Rabbit business model is workable (actually, I am sure - I don’t see how it can be long term) but I hope that at some point it moves to something where I can pay a sum each month to keep a Rabbit in my life.
Well worth a look. Particularly if you can pick one up cheaply.
Humble Bundles are awesome. You can use them to get low cost collections of software, games and books. And I’m very pleased to report that my “Begin to Code” books are in the one of their latest bundles: “Learn to Program 2025”. You can get my C#, Python and JavaScript books at fantastic reductions.. There are lots of other interesting looking titles too. Well worth a look.
You should read “Careless People: A story of where I used to work”. The author is Sarah Wynn-Williams. She spent a lot of time at Facebook, at a level high enough to get to fly around with the boss in the corporate jet. Her story starts with a shark attack and then gets properly exciting.
Having identified a need for an ethical framework at Facebook and persuaded the company to take her on board to build it, she learns that the company doesn’t actually care about ethics. It cares about numbers. The number of users, the amount of their engagement, and the amount the company can earn from monetising all of this. Her carefully constructed checks and balances become just part of the campaign to get to more people and organisations and make bigger numbers.
People have reacted with surprise at some of the things revealed in this book. Not so much me. One of my theories (I have many) is that some people will try to get away with anything a given situation will let them. Great Power might come with Great Responsibility, as Peter Parker’s uncle said, but you can choose not to exercise any responsibility. If it takes time, costs money and reduces numbers you can just do what you like instead of worrying about bad things like law breaking and getting folks killed.
I’d love to think that there is an ending coming up where some of these chickens come home to roost. Where people find out that they are not above the law and that actions have consequences. But I don’t see that happening any time soon. And it will only happen if enough people read books like this one and start to think more about where the world is heading.
Update: I read the book for free using the BorrowBox app that is available to people lucky enough to live in the Hull area. They have lots of recent books available. You might have to reserve a title and wait for it to become available (just like a real book) but it costs you nothing. Worth signing up for.
Are you embarrassed by your lack of Italian skills? Having bother telling your pancetta from your pana cotta. I present to your this handy way of remembering, and retaining your continental cooking cred.
pana cotta: babies sleep in cots, and they like drinking milk. So this is the creamy desert.
pancetta: cheetahs like to chase pigs, so this is the one that is a bit like bacon.
panettoni: Tony likes eating cake, so this is the one which is like cake
You’re welcome.
When you connect a CircuitPython powered device to a desktop PC the device appears on the PC as a usb storage device onto which you can write your program and data files. If you don't want this to happen you can put a **boot.py** file on the device. When a CircuitPython powered device wakes up it runs the program in this file.
import storage
import usb_cdc
# Disable USB mass storage
storage.disable_usb_drive()
# Keep USB REPL enabled to allow deploying files via REPL tools
usb_cdc.enable(console=True, data=True)
# Remount the filesystem so CircuitPython code can write to it
storage.remount("/", readonly=False)
This program disables the usb storage, ensures that we can still deploy files using the REPL commands and then remounts the Circuit Python file system so that it can be written to.
Note: If you don't enable the REPL console you will have a slightly more secure device (it will not be possible to easily fiddle with the filestore via a serial connection). However, you will have to erase the current program in the device if you want to make any changes to it.
Turns out that Burnby Hall Gardens is a really nice place to have lunch out.
The evidence is on the screen if you look closely
More fun at the Hardware Meetup last night. Brian had brought along an M5 Stack device that recognizes words that you say. Mostly. The idea is that you can use it to make your devices voice controlled. It’s very cheap, has a vocabulary of 42 words and nearly all of them work. Except “Two”. This stubbornly refused to be picked up until Ross turned up and managed to make it work. We think it might be his accent. Or lack of it.
If you don’t want to input numbers you might find a use for it. You connect via a serial port and it sends messages when it receives the wake word and words that it recognizes. The marketing blurb says that you can add extra words from a total vocabulary of 300 words, but at the moment it is not clear how to do this.
At the price I think it represents good value. It was certainly fun to play with.
I’ve done some tidying up of this site. I’ve got rid of the word cloud thing, which served only to remind me that I’ve written lots of posts about things that no longer exist. In its place I’ve put some links to things that are ongoing and folks might find interesting.
If you think there are other things I could do which would improve “The Rob Miles on-line experience” please let me know in the comments.
Update: I’ve put the tag cloud back. You can now find it on the top menu. I’ve also added a “Bad Jokes” link.
Every now and then I take a picture I’m actually quite pleased with. See above.
Here’s another.
Rob Miles is technology author and educator who spent many years as a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Developer Technologies MVP. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.