Italian for beginners

Are you embarrassed by your lack of Italian skills? Having bother telling your pancetta from your pana cotta. I present to your this handy way of remembering, and retaining your continental cooking cred.

• pana cotta: babies sleep in cots, and they like drinking milk. So this is the creamy desert.

• pancetta: cheetahs like to chase pigs, so this is the one that is a bit like bacon.

• panettoni: Tony likes eating cake, so this is the one which is like cake

You’re welcome.