Goods and Chattel and Hunted Men

Going to Durham tomorrow to fetch number one son and his goods and chattel. Opinions in the coffee lounge were mixed on whether or not men are allowed to have chattel. Women can apparently be supplied with this stuff, and goods too, but we weren't sure about men.

I've been digging on Google and it turns out that chattel is just "an item of tangible movable personal property (as livestock or an automobile)". I hope he hasn't got any livestock to bring back.

And I've been thinking about Google. If the police are after someone, why don't they just google his name?