He Drives Through the Night

Here's a plan. Sit in your comfortable, warm, room at home and use your awsome powers to restart a machine around three miles away. Then marvel at your good fortune when the restart goes wrong and all is silent on the network. Swoon as you recall that the system is required for laboratory work in the department which starts at 9:15 am in the morning.

Then curse, go out into the driving rain, get into the car and fume into work to press a button on the front of the darned machine so that it starts up properly.

And I didn't even get a hero's welcome when I got back home again.