Haircut Sir?

I got my hair cut today. Not the first time ever, but the first time in quite a while. When I have enough for bunches I reckon that it is time to go and have a bit lopped off. The girl that cut my hair was new. "It's my first day" she said as she snipped away. "Oh, I've been coming here for years, as have all my family" I replied, helpfully raising the possibility that if she got this cut wrong she'd not just lose the business my long standing custom, but also a whole load of people.

The haircut is fine. I'm not an expert on haircuts. But number one wife (and even number one daughter) seem to approve.