The world has gone mad. Even madder than last time I noticed it had gone mad. I was watching the telly today when an advert came on which started with the line:
"Gosh Jennifer, that cat food looks like home made...."
This implies a number of very scary things:
- There are people out there who make their own cat food.
- There are people out there who can tell the difference between home made and shop bought cat food.
- There are people out there who stand around in kitchens discussing cat food.
This makes "professional chewing gum" and "the seven signs of aging" look like the work of marketing genius.
Sometimes I fear for the future.