The Truth is Told

At the airport last week, in the duty free, I noticed that the fragrance division now has "mens perfume" and "ladies perfume" sections. No more of this "After Shave" rubbish, now the secret is out and us blokes are wearing stuff which is made in the factory next to the one which produces Chanel number 5. Perhaps this is part of a campaign to make bearded men smell nicer. I'm not convinced.