The lady is a pig

Have discovered that Io the pig is a girl pig. After this revalation the ladies in the house noted the cleanliness of her sawdust, her good behaviour and general air of niceness with which she has deported herself during her stay with us.

I can't help thinking that if she had been a he they would be looking at the same evidence and remaking on the mess, noise and the fact that there are not as many bottles of beer in the fridge as previously counted.

Never mind. I want them to get another pig. And call it "Silver". I'm sure the Lone Ranger would approve.