Comedy script idea

Scene: A single performer on the stage, sitting at a large bench with a magnifying class and assorted small tools. The performer speaks:

“And now we move on to the Casio CA-500WE-1AEF which combines an 8 digit calculator with timekeeping functions. It uses a single CR2016 lithium coin cell which we can access by removing four 1mm screws found in the back of the case…”

The camera pulls back to reveal an audience of spectators staring earnestly at the performer. The camera continues to move backwards away from the stage, backwards through a corridor, into the foyer and then out through the front doors of the theatre onto the street where it lights on a sign that says…..

“Watch batteries replaced”