Sometimes I don't like Forza...
/No fair.
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No fair.
What do you do when your robots are all broken and nothing works? You get in your new car and go for a drive. That's what.
I really like Forza Horizons 3.....
I'm having some time "Home Alone" as number one wife is away for a few days. This is rather interesting, as it doesn't happen very often. I've been going round the kitchen to see what happens in there and taking a look in the cupboards. Most of them seem quite sensible, with some things in them that I recognise. Cups, plates, breakfast cereal etc. Others are rather strange.
Apparently there's a "magic cold cupboard" that holds the milk and whatnot, and a magic warm cupboard which is where I can put things if I want to heat them up. Although I'm not completely sure about why I would want to do this. Perhaps it is something to do with this "cooking" thing I see so much of on the telly.
There's another magic cupboard with a round opening that I can't quite figure out. I put some crockery in there and turned it on, and all that happened was a horrendous noise and a lot of broken bits. So it's not for washing dishes.
I've been shown a bunch of things in the "magic cold cupboard" that I can transfer to the "magic buzzing cupboard" to make them warm enough to eat. I've even been planning my menus for the next few days.
In my opinion the way that we eat today is boring. Just because something has worked fine for many years is no reason to keep doing it (at least that is what seems to be driving the world these days). What we need is some novel approaches to eating. Heaven knows, we've had enough of experts telling us how to eat over the years. It's time for some radical thinking. I've come up with the following possible plans.
Went up town today. The weather and the lighting wasn't bad. I love the way that the c4di and Deep buildings complement each other.
Merry Christmas Everybody. .I hope that you all got presents that you like as much as I like this one.
A few folks have been asking if I am in any way related to "Dave", the animated star of the Sainsbury's supermarkets Christmas video. I'm not. Although I do like a game or cards.
When I was younger, this is what the cool kids were doing....
I'm doing a session for Black Marble tomorrow about robots and stuff. I'm taking a couple of HullPixelbots with me to show how they work. Should be fun.
Use your skill and judgement to work out what time of day this picture was taken....
If there's one thing I hate, it's making the same mistake twice. Doing something stupid once is bad enough, but repeating it is really silly. One of the reasons why I blog is so that I can find answers to questions that I have that I've already made once. I've had the experience of searching for information about a problem and finding my own blob post about the subject a couple of times now. Very strange.
Doesn't stop me making more mistakes though....
Anyhoo, as I'm building my HullPixelbot robots I've found it very useful to keep a diary of the process. It turns out that doing the same thing 7 times is a great way to learn how to do it. And I keep forgetting the best way to build the device and then discovering it again.
So I'm writing a diary of the project. I'm finding this kind of useful, and I'd advise anyone building something to do the same. Proper engineers have log books where they write down what they've done and, more importantly, why they did it. My diary isn't quite as ambitious, but it is good enough to be useful, which is nice.
What's the worst thing you can do when you have jetlag?
Everything.
And we are back. Thanks to Manchester airport for a specially British welcome, making us wait for an hour for our luggage without telling us why or how long we'd be stood there.
Rather sad. Today we have to fly home. We had a final Seattle breakfast in Ada's. They have a table with loads of compasses let into it. Somehow appropriate.
I'm impressed that people could actually use these lights to understand what the machine was doing
Another favourite place of mine. The Living Computer Museum in Seattle has a fantastic collection of computers, both large and small, going back to the days of valves. And, as the name implies, many of them are working machines, including some mainframes.
I first went there a year ago, and I really wanted to go back again. So we did. They were having a grand opening of some new exhibits, and it was awesome. They now have robots, cubelets, embedded stuff, they have a full size computer controlled car and of course all the computers that I know and love. If you are in Seattle you really, really should visit. I'd go every week.
This is what I learned to program on. No. Really.
Another achievement unlocked. Today we went for a meal at the Space Needle restaurant. The most expensive meal we've ever had.
Totally worth it.
You go around the needle once every 49 minutes or so. We'd arrived around sunset on a rather nice day, which made for some awesome views.
Apparently Disneyland would fit in here
A major holiday highlight today. We went to see airplanes being made on the Boeing Factory Tour. Most impressive. All the numbers are big. From the size of the plant to the price of the product (at least 200 million dollars). On the factory floor we saw five planes in different stages of construction. That's a billion dollars, right there. And they are making up to forty of these in a month in one plant.
Within the constraints of the business (they've got a lot of planes to make) the tour was excellent. We weren't allowed to take cameras into the factory (shame) but we did get a feel for just what they do there. Highly recommended.
My next car?
We're in Seattle. They have a big Auto Show running at the moment. Do I have to draw you a map? And of course I took the camera.
There were a lot of cars. And people.
Plenty'o'engine....
Some cars I can actually afford.....
They have the Northern Lights built into their planes
I've not used Icelandic Air before. But I will again. First up, their flights to Seattle are a bit shorter, since they fly further over the poles. And they found me legroom seats, which was very nice, But the most important thing to be aware of if you fly Icelandic is that there are no free meals and only free soft drinks. I don't actually have a problem with this. It does mean that I get the food that I want and that my brain is not strained deciding between "Chicken or Pasta".
Can you work out what's in these two packages? Neither can I.
I've been raising funds for the purchase of a Playstation VR (of which more later). Part of this involved selling some computers that I deemed surplus to requirements. So I took lots of pictures and, being a clever person, I boxed the computers before advertising them. Good plan.
Then I sent the wrong box to one of my customers. Less good plan.
It just goes to show that my capacity for stupidity is expanding all the time. As I taped them up I reflected on whether or not I should label each box so that I would know what is in it. I thought there'd be no way I could make a mistake, which of course is the reason why I did.
Fortunately my customers are being understanding and it should all be sorted soon.
Went to Castle Howard. Took a picture of a tree. Came home. Appeared on TV for 15 seconds talking about internet security. As you do.
Then spent the evening writing the session for Future Decoded tomorrow. I've also packed the robots.....
Rob Miles is technology author and educator who spent many years as a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Developer Technologies MVP. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.