Mystic Pizza Delivery

Because we are cash poor and also time poor we get our shopping delivered from Tesco. Each week on Friday a little van tuns up with all our vittals for the week. Except that this time the frozen stuff didn't arrive. I rang the support number and, while I waited, they rang the van and found out what had happened. Apparently their had been a "complete Horlicks" ((c) HM Government) at the store and no frozen stuff made it out onto the road.

Around an hour later a chap arrived with nearly all the stuff and, if I'd played my cards right I could have ended up with a bonus pack of Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummers. But, for some reason, I didn't.