No Rhyme or Reason

Today is Comic Relief day. This is a bi-annual charity event where people do silly things, like sitting in a bath tub full of beans, for money. I'm not convinced that beans would be good for my complexion, and so I usually give a lecture in rhyme instead. These are great fun, earn a bit of cash, and take ages to write. An therein lies the rub this year. I've simply not had time to put on my poets hat and crank out the verse.  So, for the first time for a while, there is no lecture this year. Very sorry people, maybe next time.

Hull Wins Again

What is it with Hull and winning? Only a few days after we got four teams into the UK finals of the Microsoft Imagine Cup Software Design Challenge (something not achieved by any other university, ever - and something we did last year as well) I find that a team of ours has aced the British Computer Society (BCS) Computer Challenge, which took place yesterday in Leeds.

This was a fast paced quiz affair, all "fingers on the buzzers" and "your starter for ten" kind of stuff.

And we won. Congratulations to the team, Mat Steeples, Jamie Ashton, Sam Denison and Jon Stirling. This is the tenth time that we've won the competition in the 21 years that it has been running.

Go Hull.

Zuneified

While I was in San Francisco I bought a gadget. Those of you feigning shock horror expressions can stop right now. The thing I bought was a Zune. I've fancied one for a while, and with the dollar/pound rate the way that it is I reckoned that it would be an excellent deal.

The Zune is Microsoft's answer to the Ipod. I'm not sure about the name, perhaps the plan is to get as far away down the alphabet from Apple, but I could be wrong on this.

Anyhoo, as a device the Zune is very like an Ipod. Slightly more chunky, and with a larger screen for watching videos. It lacks the funky scroll wheel thing, making do with a ring of directional buttons, but these work fine.

The software is based on that from the Portable Media Player, an ill fated device that was launched by Microsoft and a bunch of hardware makers a couple of years ago. Of course, I had one of those too. I bought it to make use of the then shiny Microsoft "Plays For Sure" technology that would let me subscribe to Napster's music service. This is kind of ironic because the new Zune completely ditches that copyright protection and uses a new, exclusive one. If I had actually bought any music from Napster I'd be a pretty annoyed bunny at this point, but fortunately all I'd have to do is switch to the Zune music subscription service and fetch all my content again.

As an aside, I've never, ever, actually bought any music protected by Digital Rights. My philosophy has been that if Robert is going to part with money for something, Robert is going to actually get something for the money. I like the fact that I have a shiny CD in a nice box to fall back on if I ever change computer or player at any time. And if I buy from somewhere like Amazon marketplace I can usually undercut the download price anyway.

So, back to the Zune. I love it. Small, light, portable, great sound and an OK battery life (although it could be better). The Zune on-line music store is like the Napster one, only a million times better (and it works through the university firewall - a major plus). While I was in America I signed up for the 14 day free pass which comes with the device. It allows me to download and play any content I like for a fortnight. I put my home address in the USA as the hotel, which was true at the time.... And therein lies the rub for the moment.

I'm pretty sure that if I try to use the paid service (which is a major bargain compared to the price charged by Napster to UK subscribers) the system will take one look at my english credit card and refuse to play ball. This would be a bit of a shame, but I'm not that bothered as I didn't get the device for the subscription service. And hopefully when Zune launches properly in europe I can sign up then.

Microsoft are working very hard to make the Zune "cool". Making things "cool" is hard. Even someone as cool as what I am appreciates that being cool takes considerable effort. However, they are doing as much as they can. The Zune comes loaded with some very cool content. There are some fascinating artistic bits and bobs that you can download onto it and a whole range of sites offering customised backgrounds.

Whether or not Zune can "out cool" the Ipod remains to be seen. There is talk of big plans involving games and phones and all kinds of stuff. The Zune itself has built in wireless networking, so you can share media with your Zune owning friends (if you have any). It also works with the XBOX 360 as a media source. The hard disk could be bigger, 30GB will not hold a lot of video, but I'm quite happy with that for audio.

When it launches in the UK, as it surely must, it will be well worth a look.

Ebay Idiots

Do I look stupid? Well, perhaps a bit. Maybe after a haircut things will improve. Mind you, Einstein had long hair. But Captain Picard was a slaphead. Confusing.

Anyhoo, some people on Ebay must think I was born yesterday. I love Ebay for buying stuff. From wing mirrors to cameras, I've bought lots of items. However, I've also tried to sell things. And it often ends in tears. I put a lot up last week (part of my PS3 sinking fund) and as usual all the bidding action was in the last two minutes. The price was reasonable, not quite what I was hoping for, but a goodly chunk of that shiny black console that I seem to have an irrational desire for.

Then the buyer revealed that he lived in Italy. Would I mind shipping the item there? Yes I would. Very much. A member with zero feedback who has bid on an item which I had said was only for delivery to the UK. So we switch to the next bidder down. Who reveals that his PayPal account has been disabled. Would I mind a cheque or perhaps a bank transfer? Hmm. Let me think about that for a nanosecond. Yes I would. Since the rest of the bids were below the reserve price (which I thought was very low anyway) that was the end of that. Blarst.

I don't think I'll try again for a while.

Imagine That Again

I'm pretty much exhausted. But I have a 9:15 lecture and so I drag myself into work to impart wisdom to the masses (or at least the first year). After that I had a whole bunch of things to do, but I got pretty much none of them done.

I kept being hassled by Imagine Cup finalists. Last year Hull managed the impressive feat of getting four of our Imagine Cup teams into the 10 selected for the UK final. In case you might think that this was a flash in the pan, we managed to do it again this year. We have got some really terrific teams and I've been giving help on their entries for a while now.

With the posters required for the next phase needing to be sorted by the middle of next week there were a lot of people with loads of questions. I think I've managed to sort things out, in that people know the general thrust of what they are going to present and say.

I'm going to take a look at some of the posters on Wednesday. Should be interesting. We are going to get a "battle bus" booked as we did last time, and hopefully take Reading by storm again. Last year all the top three winning teams were from Hull, I don't think that we'll manage to equal that feat, but I'd love to see one team in the top three at the final. And I reckon that we have got a pretty good chance too. Stay tuned for pictures and news as it happens.

Heading for Home

You may have gathered by now that I like San Francisco. Even though the streets are very sloping, I still loved walking around. I've taken more pictures in the last week than I have in the last six months. And I'm pleased with every one of them. Lovely place. But today we had to leave. Although there was time for a little shopping trip and a few more snaps.

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Love the color

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Inside the Apple store

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Art Expo

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Reflections

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We did a lot of walking

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A saint for every occasion

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Can you see Jon Purdy in this picture?

Ending Up

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Nice view after we had seen 300

Well, the conference has finished. I just thought I'd put down in words what I've managed to learn from my time in out here, at the various sessions and on the exhibition floor:

  • Sony are starting to do some sensible things with the PS/3. I hope it is in time.
  • Community is the new buzzword for everything. That and getting your wife to play computer games (I'm looking forward to that one)
  • Writing a shader is actually quite easy. (especially if you just fill in the blanks in a Microsoft lab)
  • The Nintendo Wii controller is just as hard to program with as I thought it would be. Probably more so.
  • XNA Express is even better than I thought. The tutorial on it was a model of clarity and fun.
  • The Motion LS800 is a truly wonderful portable computer (I plan to write a whole item about this lovely device)
  • Computer games writers take incredible pride in their work, and the games that you take for granted contain huge amounts of technical ability, imagination and passion. You think there is passion in a Ferrari? Take a look at something like Motorstorm, or Gears of War. These people love their work and it shows when you hear them talk about it.
  • Computer games should be taken at least as seriously as other media fields such as TV and film.
  • The film "300" sucks.
  • San Francisco might be my favourite place on earth. Maybe even better than Hull (although the bridge is a bit smaller).

And with those profound thoughts floating out there into the ether, time for the Friday photos.

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Dusk.

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We didn't bother with steak in the end

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..'cos Lori's had pinball

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I just love this back screen. The rightmost zero is just stuck in there to make all the scores seem bigger...

From Shaders to Singstar via Mario

We started the day bright and early. At 9:00 we were learning how to use shaders at an XNA lab.

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Plenty of nice monitors for the XNA lab..

It has to be said that I'm not actually a great video game programmer. But after today I'm a lot happier writing shader code. Even if it looks a lot like C++. Once we'd got our flashy music player working I bailed out of the lab and headed for the next keynote. I really wanted to see the next man speak.

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Building Mr Miyamoto

Shigeru Miyamoto is a true video gaming legend. The man behind Mario and a host of other Nintendo classics last came to GDC 8 years ago, and today he was back to give another presentation. The slant was broadly similar to the Sony pitch yesterday. Community is good. Games which are fun are good. And we now have games which can bring in people who up until now have never played games. Including Mrs. Miyamoto. The presentation ended with some mouth watering footage of Super Mario Galaxy.

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Coming to a Wii near you soon

At lunchtime I took a bunch of pictures.

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Reflections on a city square

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Flowers

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Another nice day

Later on there was another community themed talk, this time by the brains behind EyeToy, SingStar and Buzz. It seems to me that games are getting more and more mainstream, and soon they will be part of life for pretty much everyone. Later we went for another wander.

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567 Pine

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Grant

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More nice lumpy streets

The Art of Selling

"Do you want to buy a 1 gigabyte memory card for your camera for 10 dollars?".

The question was appealing. The cards normally cost a good bit more than that. So we wandered into the camera shop at Fisherman's Wharf to complete the transaction. A minion was dispatched to find the relevant component. Whilst I waited, conversation turned to the camera hanging around my neck.

"Do you have a wide angle adapter?". Why, yes I do.

"Can I see it?". A confusing request, he works in a photo shop for heaven's sake, he must have plenty of his own lenses to look at. "No need, I'm quite happy with it".  

"How much did you pay for your camera?". Now, this is sensitive information. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a massive bargain, but I was happy with what it cost.

"I can do you the same model for 250 dollars". This is irritating, that is around half what I paid and frankly an unbelievable price. And besides, I've already got one, and good though it is, I'm not sure why I'd need two. And where's that memory card?

Meanwhile, another salesman is working on Jon. Zoom lenses are being produced and snapped on and off camera bodies. Demonstration pictures are being taken and pored over. And more unbelievable prices are being bandied around. Finally a price is named that is so unbelievable that Jon decides to take the plunge.

"I'll take it". Stuff happens quickly. You don't need the box. You do need a lens filter (and an amazingly expensive one at that). Better yet, why don't you let me sell you an even more powerful lens and a converter. More money, but well worth it. We'll give you an even better price if you pay cash. Not got the cash? We have a machine over there just itching to eat your card and give you money to give us. Jon walked over to the machine. Then something snapped.

Without a word he turned and left the shop, I followed. Much clamour behind us about the bargains we have missed out on.

And I never did get my ten dollar memory card.

Later we shopped a little further down. A friendly and helpful assistant found things in the right sizes, kept them by the till for me and was friendly and polite all the way through. And she got a sale.

The Rob and Jon Show

Today was the day that Jon and I sang for our supper, so to speak. We were the "international" part of an international discussion of computer games and curriculum. I talked about XNA and Jon talked about Skill Set Accreditation. We both only had five minutes to fill, which is both a blessing and a curse. Not much time for bad things to happen, but hard to fit everything in. In the end it all went swimmingly. And there are pictures.

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Gathering for the conference

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Need a haircut

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Had a haircut

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A bit of abstract stuff

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Flags

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Off for a walk

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This is what makes the cable cars work....

 

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Nice Church

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Wires

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Refueling

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Bikes

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I love this kind of stuff...

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Down on the wharf. Ask Jon about the lens he nearly bought...

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Work that lens....

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I've no idea what the boat is called. But it looks nice

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"Love Songs" album cover shot....

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Our hotel is about under that flag...

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Nice sky

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..and just one more...

Teaching Fun and Games

Did some proper work today. We saw some very good presentations about the way in which games are made, and what games makers do. There was also some good stuff on gameplay.

I'll put up a more lengthy discourse on this later, for now you'll have to do with some pictures:

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A great place for lunch

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This is the Cheesecake Factory atop Macy's

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It has a great bar. The temptation to start at one end and work our way along was hard to resist...

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..but this is the view from the balcony. And the main reason I went.

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Star and Stars and Stripes

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Jon waits patiently. Enjoying his coffee......

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Back to ground level

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Flowers

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Night streets

Managed to stay up to 8:00 pm today. Maybe even later tomorrow....

SF Shopping

The good news (I guess) is that after today the conference will start, which will mean an end to sight seeing and a great reduction in the picture count. However, until then....

Having got this wide angle lens thingy I though I'd have a play with it. So we set off downtown in search of shiny things to buy and photo opportunities.

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What happens when you don't use the fisheye correctly

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What happens when you do...

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Yummy

We found this shop which sells amazing tellies for amazing prices. If I could get one to work in the UK I'd bring one home on Saturday. There were flat screens built into all kinds of really detailed models. Curse you NTSC...

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Stylish TVs are us

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Love the colours

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If we ain't got it, it means you don't need it..

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I've bought mine, comrade..

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I love these models, I really wanted a Jane Austen action figure for number one wife, but they don't seem to do that one

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More wideangle misuse

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..and again

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Some captions write themselves

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Whenever we go back to the hotel, it is always uphill.....

SF Sightseeing

Authors Note: this is another graphics heavy post. Sorry about that.  But there are some nice pictures (and I've put even more on Flickr)

Some things you just have to do. If you go to San Francisco you have to go see the bridge. So we did. Boarded a boat trip at 10:00 in the morning (which was very quiet, we had the run of the top deck) and away we went.

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Tour Boats

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Setting Sail

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Bridge and Boat

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Flying without flapping

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Bridge and Bigger Boat

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Where's Purdy?

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Not as big as ours, but quite impressive non the less

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Contre Jour

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Heading Back

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I bought a sensible hat. Or did I?

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Look at those two gulls taking aim.....

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Gulls and Bridge and Flag

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Sailing

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"The Rock"

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Jon "I'd have cracked out of there in week" Purdy

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So there...

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Jolly boating weather
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Pier 39

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Fancy a pedal? We got the boat in the end

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Tulips


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Boats

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Basking case

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Yep. It's a real one

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Lumpy lanscape

At this point the memory card in the camera was full, and so you are all spared the bucket of frogs that Jon wanted me to take a picture of. However, there is always tomorrow....

Chinese New Year in San Francisco

So we were walking down the street, and wondering if it was normal in San Francisco for people to stand at the side of the road and watch the traffic go past. I mean, they've had cars in America for quite a while, right? And the novelty must have worn off by now you would have thought. We asked someone what was going on and they told us that New Year Parade was just about to go past. I'm pretty sure it wasn't laid on just for us, but it felt like it.

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Waiting for the parade

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Here they come...

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All together now: "Y M C A".....

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Horse Power

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"Did you vote for me? Did you?"

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Cool Outfits

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Coolest Car

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Flying the flag

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Insert "tender behind" joke here

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Of course, we were all really waiting for some dragons

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We were not disappointed

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Does he have a dentist?

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I hope these say nice things.

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And so into the sunset

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Colourfull news

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Back to the hotel

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A nice shot to end on

Travel in Hope and Pain

I've managed to wangle a trip to the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco California. Not quite sure how I did it, but very pleased to be going. Anyhoo, we made trip today. We started in Humberside airport at 5:00 am and thence (posh prose) we moved  on to Amsterdam.

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Starting from Schipol

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"The Dammed" assemble

The plane was full. And I mean full.  And since it was the "nerd express" to the conference everybody had used their internet skills to bag all the best seats by booking online. This meant that there was not a tall seat for Rob. The cabin staff were very sorry. I was even sorrier.

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Legoom, KLM style

There should be a rule requiring airlines to hold the legroom seats for tall blokes like me who really need it. Perhaps I should start an e-petition... Mind you, winging about slightly uncomfortable seats on a free trip to California sounds a bit rich to me, so perhaps I'll keep quiet.

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The girl in the window seat took a picture for me

Anyhoo, we got there OK and on time, and had a smooth taxi ride to the hotel.

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First view of SF

We are going to freshen up (whatever that means) and then go for a wander round town. For the first time ever, I'm staying in a city with a proper middle (as opposed to a bunch of malls) and so it should be fun.

Burn In

I've just abut got my magic message system to working on the big plasma.  It displays the time on the screen in a nicely muted shade of grey. I'd heard that plasma screens have problems with burn in, and I thought I had been careful to avoid that. So when we turned the display off to plug in our new PS/3 I was mortified to see the time etched on the screen......

Fortunately, when our shiny new PlayStation 3 was fired up, nobody could see the damage, which cheered me up a bit. We were playing Ridge Racer, which looked OK but no better than versions on other platforms (even the PSP version compared well...)

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Underwhelmed

Now, we were using the composite output to drive the display. And Ridge Racer is not one of the better launch titles. But I have to say that the experience did very little for me and the rest of the bunch around the machine.

When we had the Wii running we would usually find a bunch of laughing people waiting to have a go. With the PS/3 nobody seemed that impressed, even when they found out what was running the show. I'm told that it can do great things, and I'm looking forward to seeing it run on a decent connection with a better game.

Actually the best part of it was when I turned the PS/3 off. And found that my burned in time display had been replaced by the Ridge Racer speedo...... 

Service with a Smile

Went to Doncaster today for an external exam board meeting. Meant I missed some meetings at Hull, which was nice. The way I see it, they should schedule every meeting I have to go to at exactly the same time, so that I can pick the one I want to attend, and then have a good excuse to avoid all the rest.

Anyhoo, I shot off down the motorway, looked at some student work, had some very constructive discussions (which is par for the course at Doncaster) and then it was time to eat. We usually have a working lunch of sandwiches just before the exam board. But not today. Today we ate in the training restaurant. Which was wonderful. We were surrounded by attentive, polite, friendly (if a little nervous) faces who did the whole "posh nosh" thing around us.

As they were still being trained they had not picked up any of the habits of waiters that I have had to deal with in the past. In other words they didn't hide, bring the wrong thing, look down their nose at me when I ask for the house white (or even worse, a glass of water) and treat me like an idiot.  The food was great, the service was great, and I didn't have to pay. That to me is perfection...