Subversive Presents

Got to go out and buy some presents today. I'm not that keen on buying presents. If I am going to spend large sums of money on desirable items I want them to be for me. Not someone who won't appreciate them as much as I would . But then again chosing them is sometimes fun. I quite like to get really silly and subversive presents. One little feller of our aquaintance is going to get a set of tubs of things like "ultra sticky bogies" and "an eyeball in slime". His mum is going to love me.....